Freak Fix

WARNING: REPEATED USE OF THIS PRODUCT MAY LEAD TO OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE MUSCLE GROWTH!

Uses: For individuals committed to getting impossibly huge. Freak Fix™ is the first molecularly enhanced, muscle synthesizing protein matrix, conceived by a radical team of scientists to trigger chronic muscle growth. Freak Fix was created specifically for bodybuilders trying to break the 250-lbs. – 300-lbs. barrier. ‡Freak Fix can be ingested at any time throughout the day or night, and is exponentially powerful when consumed immediately following a torturous training session. Hybridized from unique muscle modifying factors, including a calculated dose of MCTs and an insanely potent protein composite, Freak Fix beats conventional formulas into submission. Once you’re on Freak Fix, you will experience a truly extraordinary series of events. Slabs of granite-hard muscle will morph onto your frame, and previous personal bests in the gym will seem like a joke. Freak Fix™ is the choice of bodybuilding extremists willing to do whatever it takes to get BIG.

Notice to User: By applying the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory, MAP scientists developed Wave Pulse Technology™ - designed to take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient transport. Years ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking innovation leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled molecular compounds engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical priority. This delivery system is not a time-released process. Wave Pulse Technology™ is built to initiate rapid nutrient delivery and uptake for abnormal muscle size and strength.

Caution: Keep out of reach of aerobics instructors, yoga teachers, and fake-ass wannabe bodybuilders. Freak Fix™ can cause an instant taste dependency, which is extremely difficult to kick. Always store Freak Fix™ in a safe place, especially from your training partner. Don’t use this product unless your sole purpose in life is to become a Freak.

Supplement Facts (Chocolate Blackout)
Serving Size2Scoops(64g)
Servings Per Container14
Amount Per Serving    % Daily Value*
Calories    260   
Calories From Fat    80   
Total Fat    9g    14%
Saturated Fat    2g    10%
Trans Fat    0g    †
Cholesterol    75mg    25%
Total Carbohydrate    11g    4%
Dietary Fiber    1g    4%
Sugars    3g    †
Protein    34g    68%
Calcium    210mg    21%
Iron    0.3mg    2%
Sodium    130mg    5%
Freak Fix™ Proprietary Blend (Featuring Wave Pulse Technology™)    6.5g    †
Muscle SYN™ Extreme Muscle Protein Synthesizer        †
Creatine Monohydrate        †
Sunflower Oil        †
L-Leucine        †
L-Leucine Alpha-Ketoglutarate        †
L-Glutamine        †
Glutamine Alpha-Ketogutarate        †
L-Isoleucine        †
L-Isoleucine Pyroglutamate        †
Taurine        †
Taurine Alpha-Ketoglutarate        †
L-Valine        †
L-Valine Alpha-Ketoglutarate        †
N-Acetyl L-Cysteine        †
L-Norvaline        †
Metabolic Inferno™ Severe Metabolic Composite        †
Picamilon HCL        †
Flax Oil Powder(as Linum Usitatissiumum)(Seed)        †
   Supplying Essential Fatty Acids (EFAs) Including Omega-3
Medium Chain Triglycerides(as MCT's)        †
Conjugated Linoleic Acid        †
Green Coffee Extract(as Coffee Arabica)(Seed)        †
   Standardized For 25% Chlorogenic Acid
Cinnamon Extract(as Cinnamomum Cassia Blume)(Bark)        †
   Standardized For 40% Polyphenols
N-Acetyl-L-Carnitine HCL        †
Strength Fix™ Bone-Crushing Strength Enhancer        †
Betaine HCL        †
Alpha-Amino L-Butyrate        †
Beta Alanine        †
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet
† Daily Value not established

Other Ingredients
Protein Blend Featuring Wave Pulse Technology (Whey Protein Concentrate [Providing Di-, Tri-, Oligo-, And Polypeptides], Whey Protein Isolate [Ion-Exchanged To 90% And 97% Purity]), Maltodextrin, Canola Oil, Cocoa Powder, Natural And Artificial Flavors, Corn Syrup Solids, Sodium Caseinate, Carrageenan, FD&C Blue #2 Lake, FD&C Red #40 Lake, FD&C Yellow #5 Lake, Carboxymethylcellulose, Soy Lecithin, Aspartame, Acesulfame Potassium, Mono- And Diglycerides, Di-Potassium Phosphate, Tri-Calcium Phosphate, Tocopherols

Contains Milk Ingredients.   
Phenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine.   

Directions: For bodybuilding extremists only. Add one serving (2 scoops) of Freak Fix to 10 oz. of cold water of mix and mix. For inhuman muscle growth, consume one serving twice daily along with a hardcore bodybuilding diet. Don't waste your time with this product unless you're tearing it up in the gym. To maintain product freshness, store in a cool, dry, dark place. Shake container well before use.

Warnings: Not intended for use by persons under 18. Consult a medical doctor before starting any diet or exercise program. Do not exceed recommended serving. Use only as directed.